OFFAL OFFICE PREDICTION
(OR WRITE YOUR OWN CONCLUSION)
Once Trump succumbs to dementia and Vance steps into the Commander in Thief role, he will emancipate (see deportation) his wife, and have his true love Peter Thiel move into the White House.
But the King and Queen’s bliss will be short lived, as Baron Trump will mount an army of incels and try to reclaim his destiny as heir apparent to the NFT throne.
Since Trump will insist that Stephen Miller be buried with him at MaraCrypto, Curtis Yarvin and Steve Bannon will assume Miller’s previous position, as directors of doom and gloom.
SPOILER ALERT:
Outraged citizens will FINALLY reach their breaking point and burn the tarnished White House and its gold leaf Epstein ballroom to the ground.
Since this will leave the entire traitorous cabal homeless, they will be forced to take up residence at Alligator Alcatraz, with the unemployables from the former Republican Regime.
Undocumented immigrants will serve as wardens. To alleviate their boredom of guarding such a collection of irrelevant inmates, guards will hold a daily contest to determine which inmate gets to keep the alligator population from starving.


P.S. thank you. I needed that this morning. ❤️
Since they've made careers out of lying, they'd make decent(ish) actors. Maybe that's their forced labour - acting out scenes from their reign, but from the oppressed perspective.
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
Executive Producer: Zelenskyy.